Invitation: Goon Gathering: Las Vegas, NV, Sat, April 5, 2025

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Come stroke to the finest porn, Saturday, April 5th, 2025 in Las Vegas. Just 3 blocks from the strip! Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged! Free parking.

Invitation

Gooners! Pornosexuals! Solosexuals! Beginners and experienced pornaddicts! You are invited to Real Porn Meet’s next party!

The safest, most private, gooner events since 2018!

FastFacts:

  • Date: Sat, April 5, 2025 5pm-midnight
  • Location: 3 blocks from the strip on E Harmon Ave
  • Type of porn? bi/str8/trans (mostly)
  • Audience: Mostly str8/bi guys (women and couples welcome too!)
  • Door fee: $40/person
  • Activities: self-stroke, buddy-stroke, circlejerk (oral permitted; fucking permitted in a separate bedroom)

Safety:

  • Free wristband when you arrive: Red (solo; don’t approach), Yellow (maybe), Green (ask! I’m here to play!)
  • Consent is sexy. Ask before you touch. “No means no.”
  • Sick? Feeling a cold coming on? Please stay home. There will be other parties.
  • COVID vax encouraged; masks permitted.
  • 19+ only; no porn that Pornhub wouldn’t show.
  • Poppers and legal weed permitted. No smoking in the hotel (vape, edibles ok). No alcohol.
  • Arrive “Shower fresh” or you won’t be let in.
  • Rules strictly enforced for the safety of all attendees. Break a rule? You’ll be asked to leave.

RSVP here: https://forms.gle/99nkww6hbxpYyQgX6 (RSVPs close 12 hours before the party)

“I had so many misconceptions about parties like these, and I was pretty skeptical before attending. The party was so well organized and safe, I will definitely be back for more!”

Location

A very nice hotel 3 blocks off the Las Vegas strip on E Harmon Ave. RSVP for details.

What to expect:

  • An 3-star hotel with free parking
  • Porn on 2-3 screens
  • About 10-20 attendees
  • People sitting on couches & chairs. Bating solo or with a neighbor
  • Consent and safety rules strictly enforced by the host
  • A large variety ages (19+) and experience levels
  • All body shapes and sizes. All dick shapes and sizes. All colors, races, and religions. No body shaming is permitted!
  • Clothing optional

Wristband rules!

  • When you arrive you’ll be given a choice of wristband:
    • Red: Don’t touch me. I’m just here to watch.
    • Yellow: Ask first. I might want to stroke or more.
    • Green: Ask! Please! I’m here to play!
  • Read the wristband policy for more info.

Who is invited?

Our parties cater to shy people and first-timers! We create a safe-space for all! The event is totally private and anonymous.

  • 19+ only.
  • Experienced gooner or a total beginner
  • Men, transpeople, sissies/sissy-wannabes, and couples are invited! Women are welcome both solo or as part of a couple.
  • Straight guys welcome!
  • Sissies and submissives are encouraged to attend!

Discord

Join our Discord chat: https://discord.gg/V5S9r4ahDh

New? Feeling anxious about attending? (Everyone is their first time!)

Join our Discord and meet future attendees, get to know each other before the party, and ask questions! (We LOVE questions!)

What to bring?

  • a towel to sit on
  • your favorite lube
  • toys
  • a donation to help pay for the hotel room
  • your “shower fresh” body

Party Rules

  1. Confidentiality: No photos/videos.
  2. Consent: Ask before you touch. NO means NO. Consent is sexy!
  3. Keep it legal: You must be 19 & older. Only legal porn.
  4. Be “shower fresh” or be asked to leave
  5. Stroke your dick, don’t be one! This isn’t the place for hate, including racism, homophobia/transphobia, sexism/misogyny, or overall bigotry & un-brotherly behavior. People that attend may be all colors, all sexual orientations, all genders: str8+curious, pornosexual, sissy, solosexual, and things you haven’t seen or heard of before.
  6. Keep it safe and sane. You will be asked to leave if you break these rules or act in ways that make the host and others uncomfortable.
  7. Parties are for first-timers and experienced folks too. If you are experienced, try to make the first-timers comfortable. If you are a first-timer, please let us know if there’s anything we can do to help make you feel at ease!
  8. Nudity is encouraged but optional. You be you, boo!
  9. Have fun! Hey, that’s what we’re here for, right?

Questions? Ask on Discord , reply to any RPM emails, or contact the host via the invitation form.

FAQ:

  • Q: What kind of porn?
  • A: Straight porn in one room; straight/bi/trans in another.
  • Q: Buddy stroking?
  • A: Yes. (Yellow and green wristbands only). Ask first. “No means no.”
  • Q: Oral?
  • A: Permitted
  • Q: Penetration?
  • A: Not in the main party room (there is a separate room)
  • Q: Weed ok?
  • A: woppers and legal weed permitted. No smoking in the hotel (vape, edibles ok). No alcohol.