The next Real Porn Meets parties will be Fri, July 12 and Sat, July 13, 2024 at a very nice hotel near Penn Station NYC. Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged!

RSVP here: https://forms.gle/EkeM4iRpkK28tMDp8 (RSVP before the day of the event!)

Gooners! Pornosexuals! Solosexuals! Beginners and experienced pornaddicts! You are invited to Real Porn Meet’s next party!

  • 5-10 people (in the room at any time)
  • schedule: 9am to midnight each day. Day time will have more of a “drop by for a quick wank” vibe. Larger crowd expected between 6-9pm each night.
  • type of porn: 2 big screens will be playing random videos from my Discord stream, plus people can make requests, or even grab the keyboard and by our video DJ for a while.
  • cost: requested donation $40 (students/unemployed are “pay what you can”)
  • dress code: clothing optional (just be comfortable)
  • Play isn’t mandatory- Voyeurs welcomed.

Schedule:

 Day (9am-5pm)Night (5pm-11pm)
Fri, July 12Day-time BateRPM party (5pm-midnight)
Sat, July 13Day-time BateRPM party (5pm-midnight)

RSVP here: https://forms.gle/EkeM4iRpkK28tMDp8 (RSVP before the day of the event!)

** If you are new and/or feeling anxious about attending - whether your worries or fears feel insignificant, foolish, or small - we are here to make your experience as comfortable as possible. So please feel free to reach out to the host on Discord or leave a message in the invitation form. We’ll get back to you asap! **

Location

A very nice hotel near NY Penn Station. Very close to LIRR, NJ Transit, and PATH. RSVP for details.

Who is invited?

Who is invited? 19+ only. Whether you are experienced with gooning, want to learn more, or just want to hang out! Men, transpeople, sissies/sissy-wannabes, and couples are invited! Join if you are straight, bi, bi-curcious, gay, or just interested in exploring! All body shapes and sizes. All dick shapes and sizes. All colors, races, religious. No body shaming is permitted!

We’re expecting 5-15 people in the room at any time. Possibly 30-50 attendees over the two days.

Join our Discord chat: https://discord.gg/V5S9r4ahDh

Privacy

Privacy is our #1 rule. Whether you are on the DL or out, this party welcomes you!

Our parties cater to shy people and first-timers! We create a safe-space for all! The event is totally private and anonymous.

Consent is king! Our wristband policy is simple and strictly enforced to ensure a safe and fun time for everyone! When you arrive you’ll be offered a choice of color wristband: red (don’t approach), yellow (maybe), green (looking to play). (It’s like a red/yellow/green traffic light, eh?)

The color indicates if you want to be approached. You can approach anyone with yellow or green, even if you are wearing red.

What to bring?

  • a towel to sit on
  • your favorite lube
  • toys
  • a donation to help pay for the hotel room
  • your body (Please be “shower fresh”)

FAQ:

  • Q: What kind of porn?
  • A: Bi, Trans, and Straight. Your host is a “Porn DJ” that takes requests!
  • Q: Buddy stroking?
  • A: Yes. (Ask first. “No means no.”)
  • Q: Oral?
  • A: Yes
  • Q: Penetration?
  • A: No
  • Q: Weed ok?
  • A: Legal weed and poppers permitted. Nothing harder.

What kind of porn?

Here are some examples of what was played a previous parties:

Party Rules

  1. Confidentiality: No photos/videos.
  2. Consent: Ask before you touch. NO means NO. Consent is sexy!
  3. Keep it legal: You must be 19 & older. Only legal porn.
  4. Be “shower fresh” or be asked to leave
  5. Stroke your dick, don’t be one! This isn’t the place for hate, including racism, homophobia/transphobia, sexism/misogyny, or overall bigotry & un-brotherly behavior. People that attend may be all colors, all sexual orientations, all genders: str8+curious, pornosexual, sissy, solosexual, and things you haven’t seen or heard of before.
  6. Keep it safe and sane. You will be asked to leave if you break these rules or act in ways that make the host and others uncomfortable.
  7. Parties are for first-timers and experienced folks too. If you are experienced, try to make the first-timers comfortable. If you are a first-timer, please let us know if there’s anything we can do to help make you feel at ease!
  8. Nudity is encouraged but optional. You be you, boo!
  9. Have fun! Hey, that’s what we’re here for, right?

Questions? Ask on Discord or contact the host via the invitation form.