FICTION: 2035 Gooning World Convention Review

Review of the 2035 Gooning World Convention

[Note: This was written in June 2024 as a hopeful prediction of what the future could be. It is fiction.]

I just got back from the 2035 GooningWorld Convention. It was amazing!

The convention celebrates gooning and masturbation in all forms. Over 1000 people attended this year. Speakers included authors, pro dommes, porn industry insiders, and a special keynote address by gooning goddess Angela White! There were many spaces set up for people to goon in groups. The event ran Friday to Sunday.

This was GWC’s third year and absolutely was the most successful one yet.

Registration

I arrived at the registration area around noon Friday and things were already in full swing.

The registration attendant scanned my QR code and verified my ID (the event is strictly 21+ only). Once validated, he handed me my registration kit. It included a name badge, a bag of goodies (donated by various sponsors) and a luxurious dark blue robe .

The attendant then gave me a choice of red, yellow, or green wristband. While sex isn’t permitted at GWC, buddy-stroking is allowed and the colors indicate your interest. The colors are like a traffic light: Red (stop) means “not interested”, yellow (caution) means “ask”, and green (go) means you’re here to play! Green doesn’t give permission for anyone to just grab you, but it helps find gooners with similar interests.

I picked yellow and the attendant helped me put it on my wrist.

The goodie bag included swag from the corporate sponsors. There was a keychain from a popular porn website, lube samples from 3 different companies, plus postcard-sized ads from more than a dozen vendors.

The attendant explained that nudity is not permitted in the hallways or the keynote room, but “what happens under the robe, stays under the robe.” Some guys were naked under their robes while others wore shorts or t-shirts or both.

The robe is blue, soft, and has big pockets which I used to store my phone, lube, and my hotel room key.

The usefulness of the robe was immediately apparent. Gooners were walking down the hallway in their robes, which made them “hotel safe” Yet you could tell they had their hands on their cocks, even as they were walking.

The usefulness became even more obvious in the “porn theater” rooms. Guys would sit down, let the robe fall open, and could stroking openly. No need to sit on a towel; the robe was soft, absorbent and protected the seats from sweaty gooner butts. Speaking of absorbent, by the end of the conference some gooners had literally dozens of cum stains on their robes.

Vendor area

After registering I entered the convention space. To the left was the vendor area.

There were over 20 vendors this year!

Most of the vendors were selling sex toys and masturbation devices. Every kind of dildo, vibrating cock ring and insertable was on display. There were fucking machine, realistic life-size dolls, and dildos of every shape and size. And oh my some of the sizes were quite big!

Some of the smaller tables were vendors selling fan art, self-published books of erotica, and videos.

Two vendors offered sissy and bimbo styling services! The service worked like this: Customers met with the services ahead of time by video call to pick their outfits, wigs, and makeup choices. Everything was delivered at the conference, where the vendor did their makeup and dressed them. As a result, there were at least 20 extremely well dressed sissies and bimbos.

I watched one attendee enter their fitting room and return an hour later as a trashy sissy.

Another service specialized in the extreme bimbo look, transforming nerdy gooners into the over-the-top bimbos of their dreams. I saw one with oversized foam rubber breast-plates that gave “her” MM cup breasts and a blond wig that made her look like Danielle Derek. I later saw her in one of the porn theaters being openly groped by goooners as they jerked off. Of course, she was wearing a green wristband.

For obvious reasons customers had to pre-pay for the service. Though one vendor had some clothes and wigs on hand too for attendees that hadn’t planned in advance.

Auditorium

Next stop was the auditorium where various speakers gave presentations.

The schedule included tutorials and presentations on a wide variety of topics.

The tutorials included Intro To Gooning, Advanced Gooning, Healthy Gooning.

The presentations included a talk by the author of a new book on masturbation, a porn director gave an “insider view” of their industry, a medical doctor gave a talk about healthy gooning.

The talks were well-attended and the Q&A sessions were quite enthusiastic. My favorite question? Someone asked porn director how long it took to get 6 people into air-tight position. The director assured him it took quite a long time even for the most experienced performers. “It’s all editing. We make it look like… BAM… everyone is going at it! It’s actually quite difficult and male performers have to stay hard for a long time as we get set up. That’s the real challenge!”

A few of the presentations were panel discussions. A panel of 4 Discord moderators talked about what it was like to run an adults-only Discord server. A panel of 5 pro-dommes answered questions about their industry and how they get got started doing JOI (jerk-off instructions) and CEI online. A panel of 3 married couples talked about how trading gooning for sex saved their marriage.

Most presentations were sexy but one was very serious. In “The politics of porn” a pro-sex advocate explained the history of conservative attempts to censor porn and how they nearly achieved their goal of criminalizing porn in the United States . She drew a direct line from the backlash against overturning Roe v. Wade, to millions of new pro-sex voters going to the polls in 2024, which lead to the appointment of the first openly gooning supreme court justice in 2030. She showed how passage of laws like “The Masturbation Bill of Rights” protect gooning and our ability for conferences like this one to exist.

Ok, back to the sexy stuff…

All the other activities seemed to empty out for the guest of honor keynote session. It was standing-room only.

Of course, I’m talking about the presentation by none other than gooner goddess and porn icon Angela White.

Angela’s session lasted two hours! She began with a HoloGraphic PowerPoint presentation about how she was introduced to gooning, her love of it, and predictions about the future of gooning.

Then for more than an hour she took questions from the audience. People asked about all aspects of her life including questions about her breast size (is she going bigger?), which video company is her favorite to work for, and one person asked “you marry a gooner?” (I think he was trying to propose)

For the last 30 minutes of her session she did her famous JOI live! Imagine my surprise as she told everyone to get their cocks out then walked us through a JOI session. Guys edged over and over until she gave us permission to shoot.

It was amazing!

Theaters

All that was nice but let’s talk about what people really come to the conference for: to watch porn with fellow gooners!

There were 4 rooms set up as make-shift theaters. Each room had 3-4 large video screens at the front of the room, with rows of chairs set up for easy viewing. Most were playing pre-programmed playlists. One room as a “porn video DJ” who took requests.

Each theater had a different theme. was a published schedule. Theater 1 was always straight porn. Theater 2 was always bi and trans porn. The other 2 theaters had published schedules with a new theme about every 6 hours. These themes included: gangbangs, hypno, bi encouragement, “100% not gay”, interracial, and many others. The themes got more hardcore over time.

I definitely saw a lot of buddy-stroking in the theaters. There was even a circle jerk during the “100% not gay” time-slot.

In the theaters one could frequently find sissies and bimbos providing “assistance”. Since sex was prohibited, they could only provide masturbation services with their hands or mouths.

Upstairs

I was confused that the theaters were listed as “beginner theaters” until I learned that there was a second floor labeled “advanced gooners only”.

What could that be?

Well, a short walk up the stairs and I found out what “advanced” means!

The second floor was a long hallway with 10 rooms each with a different activity (a schedule was published on the website). The rooms were small and could only fit 5-10 people.

Sessions included:

Pro dommes giving live JOI or CEI instruction.
A “totally not gay blowbang”. 4 video screens showed straight porn for people to watch as a sissy blew them all
A “bbc room” was for BBCs and fans to meet and play with what I’ll refer to as the objects of their affection
A “dark room” had no lights on, and gooners who entered were warned that what happens in this room stays in the room. Green wristbands only
The VR room allowed attendees to try out VR porn
There was a “sissy circle” where sissies watched porn but couldn’t stroke their own cocks
Some pro-dommes demonstrated their skills on submissive attendees while others watched
The “straight test”. Imagine having your face in front of a video screen playing porn that starts straight then gets increasingly more gay. Other gooners surround you with their cocks out. You “win” by going the full 15 minutes without giving in to temptation and reaching out to stroke or suck one of the cocks. The screens played extreme hypno brainwashing videos and most guys didn’t last 5 minutes.

Now you understand why the 2nd floor was for advanced gooners only!

Conclusion

Sunday everyone looked drained. Drained but happy.

The conference was a huge success. Over 1000 people attended. The organizers are already making plans for next year’s conference.

I highly recommend it!

NOTE: This is a work of fiction. This conference doesn’t exist. Any celebrity appearances are fantasy… completely fictional. Ms. White and Ms. Derek names are used without permission (please don’t sue!).

While this conference is fiction, conferences like this should exist. Hopefully this story will inspire people to create one.

While porn has not been criminalized yet, there are politicians who openly list it on their website as a goal. That’s not fiction. Vote pro-sex and bring 2 friends with you!

Contact me if you want info about how to help drive pro-sex voters to the polls, or if you are serious about making this conference happen.