Invitation: Goon Gathering: Jersey City, May 3 + 4, 2024

The next Real Porn Meets parties will be Fri, May 3 and Sat, May 4, 2024 in lovely Jersey City, NJ! (Easy access from NYC by PATH!)
Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged!

Gooners! Pornosexuals! Solosexuals! Beginners and experienced pornaddicts! You are invited to Real Porn Meet’s next party!

Do you goon? Do you want to learn to goon? This party is for you! We’ll be watching goon training videos, gooner encouragement videos, and porn music videos. (Plus plenty of pornosexual encouragement, hypno-porn, CEI, JOI, and other hot videos too!)

Events:

The Friday Party
- Date: Friday, May 3, 2024
- Time: 4pm-midnight (Arrive by 10pm!)
- What: Gooner Gathering Porn Watching Party
- Theme: Big boobs porn! Natural, fake, bimbos, titfucks, etc.

The Saturday Party
- Date: Saturday, May 4, 2024
- Time: 4pm-midnight (Arrive by 10pm!)
- What: Gooner Gathering Porn Watching Party
- Theme: The usual mix of porn

“Circle Jerk Saturday”
- Date: Saturday, May 4, 2024
- Time: 2pm-4pm (arrive by 3pm)
- What: Good old fashioned circle jerk. Everyone strokes the cock to their right in a totally-not-gay heterosexual way. 😀 🍆 🥵

RSVP here: https://forms.gle/d3DdL65c3M62cjGk7 (RSVP before the day of the event!)

** If you are new and/or feeling anxious about attending - whether your worries or fears feel insignificant, foolish, or small - we are here to make your experience as comfortable as possible. So please feel free to reach out to the host on Discord or leave a message in the invitation form. We’ll get back to you asap! **

Location

A very nice hotel in Jersey City, NJ. Very close to a PATH station. RSVP for details.

This Goon Gathering will feature a hotel suite with two rooms: The livingroom has a couch and a big TV playing porn; plenty of room for 10+ people playing an endless playlist of goon fuel videos.
The bedroom is smaller (4-5 people) with one big screen and a laptop for picking videos. Both rooms are clothing optional. Goon alone or help a neighbor! Sissies and submissives are encouraged to attend!

Who is invited?

Who is invited? 19+ only. Whether you are experienced with gooning, want to learn more, or just want to hang out! Men, transpeople, sissies/sissy-wannabes, and couples are invited! Join if you are straight, bi, bi-curcious, gay, or just interested in exploring! All body shapes and sizes. All dick shapes and sizes. All colors, races, religious. No body shaming is permitted!

We’re expecting 10-20 attendees.

Join our Discord chat: https://discord.gg/V5S9r4ahDh

Private and secure

Our parties cater to shy people and first-timers! We create a safe-space for all! The event is totally private and anonymous.

Consent is king! Our wristband policy is simple and strictly enforced to ensure a safe and fun time for everyone! When you arrive you’ll be offered a choice of color wristband: red (don’t approach), yellow (maybe), green (looking to play). (It’s like a red/yellow/green traffic light, eh?)

What to bring?

a towel to sit on
your favorite lube
toys
a donation to help pay for the hotel room
your body (Please be “shower fresh”)

FAQ:

Q: What kind of porn?
A: Bi, Trans, and Straight. Your host is a “Porn DJ” that takes requests!

Q: Buddy stroking?
A: Yes. (Ask first. “No means no.”)

Q: Oral?
A: Yes

Q: Penetration?
A: No

Q: Weed ok?
A: Legal weed and poppers permitted. Nothing harder.

What kind of porn?

Here are some examples of what was played a previous parties:

Party Rules

Confidentiality: No photos/videos.
Consent: Ask before you touch. NO means NO. Consent is sexy!
Keep it legal: You must be 19 & older. Only legal porn.
Be “shower fresh” or be asked to leave
Stroke your dick, don’t be one! This isn’t the place for hate, including racism, homophobia/transphobia, sexism/misogyny, or overall bigotry & un-brotherly behavior. People that attend may be all colors, all sexual orientations, all genders: str8+curious, pornosexual, sissy, solosexual, and things you haven’t seen or heard of before.
Keep it safe and sane. You will be asked to leave if you break these rules or act in ways that make the host and others uncomfortable.
Parties are for first-timers and experienced folks too. If you are experienced, try to make the first-timers comfortable. If you are a first-timer, please let us know if there’s anything we can do to help make you feel at ease!
Nudity is encouraged but optional. You be you, boo!
Have fun! Hey, that’s what we’re here for, right?

Questions? Ask on Discord or contact the host via the invitation form.