Party Recap: Masturbation Vacation 2021

My 5-day porn trip.

How it started.

I had some vacation time coming up. I would ask myself, “What do I want to do on vacation?” and the only thing I could think of was “Smoke weed and watch porn.”

Literally. My. Only. Answer.

Could I go to a music festival? Nah, not safe. Could I see a Broadway show? Nah, shut down due to COVID-19. Could I go hike the Appalachian Mountains? Nah, not my thing. Visit relatives? Oh please no.

The more I thought about it the more “Smoke weed and watch porn” sounded like a good idea.

Soon I had a plan: The pandemic seemed to be winding down. I would fly to California, the land of legal weed, and spend 5 days in a hotel smoking pot and watching porn, hopefully with other people.

I mentioned this to an old friend and fellow gooner who lives in California. He said, “Sign me up!”

Soon we had a plan: 3 nights in Los Angeles, 2 nights in San Diego. We’d get hotel rooms that permit smoking and get blazed on some quality Californian legal weed. We would advertise on Real Porn Meets and other places so that if guys wanted to stop by, they could join us. We might spend our mornings doing tourist stuff, but afternoons and evenings would be porn time.

Eventually that plan turned into airplane tickets and hotel reservations. My friend and I found dates we could both take off from work.

Finding hotels that permit smoking was very difficult: All the major chains are now smoke free. The hotels that permit smoking are often run-down, independent hotels in bad parts of town. We decided that our “safety first” rule meant finding a hotel that permitted smoking as a top priority. Nothing could be worse than being interrupted by an angry hotel manager or the police. We figured that being in a bad part of town wasn’t so bad as long as the hotel had a safe parking lot.

Hotel rooms were scarce and filling up fast. I adopted a strategy of booking rooms that could be cancelled without penalty if it met our criteria. We would cancel reservations as narrowed our options. This turned out to be a winning strategy because it took a long time to research and come up with our final decision.

Finally we had a plan!! I’d fly to LA on Friday and meet my friend. Fri, Sat and Sun nights we’d have our hotel party. Monday we’d drive to San Diego and host parties Mon and Tue night. Wednesday I’d fly home.

I started promoting the event on various websites and chat rooms. You may recall this blog post .

(When co-workers asked about my vacation plans I said, “Home repairs”. When your hobby is NSFW, you need a decoy hobby.)

Waxed and Vaxxed!

I usually shave “down there” before parties but this time I wanted to do something special. I got waxed! I went for the full “Male Brazilian”. I had never even been to a waxing salon before. It wasn’t that painful, and OMG was my skin so smooth after!

I don’t think it made a big difference, but it was fun to be able to say I was waxed and vaxed. If only I had a fax machine I could have… oh… never mind.

Friday logistics

Friday I boarded a very early flight from the east coast and arrived at the hotel in Los Angeles around 1pm local time. The room wasn’t ready, but that was expected. I needed to go shopping anyway.

The first 420 store I went to was hella scary. I didn’t feel safe when I entered. There was a guy behind bullet-proof glass who told me they were out of most things but listed what they had left. He said I had to leave any bags outside in the lobby. My “bag” was my laptop bag. There was no way I was going to leave my laptop unguarded. I decided to stash my laptop at the hotel and return.

I hadn’t eaten all day, so I stopped for a very late lunch. While eating I used my phone to research weed stores. I found a much nicer place, but it wasn’t walking distance. I took a Lyft.

Long story short: I bought a lot of weed: flower, carts, a lot of edibles. I went to another store and bought a bong… I found a pink one that was very girlie. If there was a magic pink bong that turns str8 guys gay, this would be the bong. (this plays into a fantasy that me and my friend roleplay)

The weather is very different than at home. It was surprisingly hot and humid but I got all my shopping done.

Finally I was in the room, set up my laptops to control the hotel’s big TV, my portal video projector, a smaller monitor that my friend brought, and a Chromebook. 4 screens of porn going all at once. I took a shower and got dressed in anticipation of people arriving.

We don’t permit pictures during the party, but I took some before people arrived.

Welcome to the party!

This is what it looks like when you enter. A co-host welcomes you and walks you through your choice of wristbands.

The room layout

This picture gives you a sense of the layout. Two beds, 3 screens, 1 projector. There wasn’t an obvious place to aim the projector but aiming it at the corner turned out to work quite well.

Screens

Another shot of the screens.

Signs

A close-up of some of the excellent educational material from the party.

Beds

The room had 2 beds so you can understand the high quality accommodations. Imagine 2-4 guys on each bed watching porn.

Keep it legal!

I still can’t believe this is all legal in California. We had plenty. Most people didn’t partake, and there was no pressure. It was all very chill.

Covid

I feared that strict Covid rules would be a problem. Instead, the extra caution made people more comfortable with attending.

We extended our “safety first” rules to Covid. i.e.. only vaccinated people were permitted to attend. I was afraid of a lot of pushback about this. Instead, the response was excellent. People wrote to ask if photos on their phone was ok (it was). Two people told me to say they couldn’t attend because they weren’t vaccinated. Both were polite about it.

I was impressed that most people walked in holding their proof or their phone photo! I only had to ask 2-3 people. Thank you to everyone for being so great!

Friday Fun

After all the PITA getting supplies and setting up the room, we were finally ready to party.

The party ran from around 6pm to midnight. Guys would show up, stroke to porn, cum and leave. About 18 guys came to the room that night (including me and my buddy). Most stopped by for a few hours but a few stayed much longer.

At the peak 7 guys were in the room. I was DJ’ing and everyone was moaning.

A lot of people picked yellow wristbands but green was definitely the most popular color. There was a lot of buddy-stroking, oral, and one guy shot cum while two people were playing with his nipples. My buddy and I kept count of how many cocks we sucked… we were tied at 2 each by the end of that night.

Saturday fun

Saturday morning we cleaned the hotel room then smoked up.

The party didn’t re-start until later but we filled the afternoon with a lot of mid-day cocksucking and mutual stroking.

As guys arrived, my buddy and I took turns greeting them at the door, giving out wristbands, etc.

Saturday about 15 guys passed through our hotel.

To prepare for the party I collected a lot of hypno, both the light stuff and the more intense stuff too. I’m never sure how people are going to react to some of the porn I play. Obviously its all legal, but everyone likes different things. I like big fake tits, big cocks, bimbos, gangbangs and the more hardcore action the better. No plot, please.

The hypno videos can be very intense and I’m not sure how people will react. Have guys never seen hypno before? Will they be shocked and leave? Will the language make them uncomfortable? I wasn’t sure what to expect.

My plan was that at 8pm I would start playing lighter hypnos, then built up to the more intense ones. I wanted to see how much guys could handle. Would someone leave once I started? Only after it got intense? Would someone tag out when the really intense “porn overload” stuff came on?

I started playing the light hypno stuff. Everyone seemed to like it.

I started playing some more intense stuff. Heavy beats with lots of quick cuts. I looked around the room and every single person was the same: eyes glued to the screen, beating their cocks intensely.

Wow, not a single person looked shocked or freaking out. Oh, duh, these are gooners. They have seen this before. Time to turn it up a notch!

I switched to the most intense videos I had: Pounding music, quad splitscreens, voiceover that was abusive, quick flashing images.

I looked around the room and everyone was in a trance. Stroking faster and faster. Everyone’s eyes glued to the screen.

One guy was about to cum. I sat next to him and offered to suck him. My buddy was sucking someone else. I joined in, of course… I didn’t want his body count to exceed mine.

It was pretty intense and one by one guys shot their cum.

People left one at a time. By midnight everyone was gone.

Saturday was definitely a success.

Sunday fun

Sunday morning we slept late, showered, and went out to see some tourist attractions and I had lunch with an old college friend who had no idea what I was doing. She thought I was just “visiting friends”.

Sunday evening only 5 people showed up, but everyone was there to play! One guy that showed up was really into it. He was offering to stroke guys. He stroked me for what felt like hours of heaven. I can’t describe how amazing he was. He told some wild stories too. I think at one point he sucked me for about an hour. I was DJ’ing, doing all my host duties, etc. while he was sucking me. He definitely liked the way I’d ignore him and do other things while he kept sucking me. At one point I remember I was talking to someone and I paused mid-sentence as I edged, moaned, then finished my sentence.

My buddy and I kept playing games to get each other to get higher and hornier. We were keeping count of how many cocks we sucked, and compete to match the other’s number. People at the party had no idea but we were pretending this kind of weed turned str8 guys into sissies and kept handing the bong back and forth, making us hornier and sluttier.

Everyone had a great time.

The party ended around 10pm.

Monday fun

We drove to San Diego as planned. We arrived in time for lunch with an old friend.

I got to the hotel and set up. Very similar arrangement of TVs and such.

Monday night 8 guys passed through the hotel, a max of 5 guys at any one time.

The smaller group was a bit more intimate. Maybe it was the smaller size but these guys were much more eager to suggest what kind of videos they liked. That made it easier to DJ.

I was super stoned and eager to suck cock. Between my buddy and I, I think every one was offered a blowjob at least once. Not all took us up on our offer.

I really enjoyed watching one hung black guy stroke. I couldn’t take my eyes off his cock as his hand slid up and down his huge shaft. I sat next to him and politely asked if I could help, possibly with my mouth. He said he wasn’t into that but offered to cum in my mouth when he was done. I quickly agreed. He stroked for another a few more videos and then told me he was getting close. I got on my knees and opened my mouth. I was stoned out of my mind and feeling so submissive already. Now I was on my knees, hands behind my back, mouth open, begging this hung black guy to cum. It was humiliating and I was so stoned and horny I loved it. Soon he was shooting 3 big ropes of cum. All 3 landed in my mouth. I felt each splash on my tongue. The humiliation was only increased by the fact that his cum tasted terrible, the most bitter cum I’ve ever had, and I was still begging for more. For the rest of the night the bitter taste in my mouth was a reminder of what a degenerate gooner slut I’ve become. I’m so lucky.

It was getting late and I played another hour or two of videos as people started to leave. I was asleep by midnight.

Tuesday fun

Tuesday morning my buddy and I fooled around a bit more. I showered and met a different local friend for lunch.

After lunch we cleaned the room and got set up for the final night of the party.

Only 3 guys showed up. Each stayed for a quick cum.

As a result, my buddy and I basically had the room all to ourselves. This turned out to be an excellent opportunity to go deep. We had 4 screens going with our favorite kinds of videos. With nobody else to please, we could put on the most depraved stuff we wanted, stop or change videos at any time, etc.

It turned out to be the perfect end to our trip. A two-person stoned AF porn fest.

Wednesday

I had an early flight so we had to clean the room and pack pretty quickly. Of course, I took a break and stroked one last time before packing up the last video screen.

I made it to the airport with plenty of time and got home without incident. The next morning stopped by a drug store and got a COVID-19 test (all fine, of course, but better safe than sorry.)

The down-side

While nothing extremely bad happened, there were some negatives that I should mention:

• In LA, a guy showed up that was expecting a gay orgy, not a str8/bi porn watching party. He kept complaining that people weren’t fucking, or that the porn had women in it, or that he wasn’t getting fucked. Eventually I encouraged him to leave. In hindsight, I reviewed the posts I made to advertise the party and found that on certain websites I was more vague. Lesson learned: consistent messaging is important.
• In SD, a guy showed up with his girlfriend without telling her what kind of party it was. He hoped it was a fun surprise that she’d like. She was not happy. Dude, “surprise gangbang” is a fun fantasy but zero women want that. Women want to plan, fantasize about what’s going to happen, and then have it happen. Lesson learned: Update the invite to tell people that if they bring a “plus one”, that person should talk with the host ahead of time to make sure we understand their boundaries, expectations, and safety requirements. I already do that when someone tells me they’re bringing a girlfriend, but I need to put it in the invite.
• Another guy in SD was going to bring a gf but emailed me to say “Thanks for the invite, but I can’t bring a solid redhead of her caliber to that neighborhood, and that hotel.” He included photos of her, and I agree she is quite outstanding. Sadly the nicer hotels don’t permit smoking, and it would have been worse if our friendly hotel manager was kicking us out during her fun times. Maybe in the future weed-friendly hotels will be a thing, but alas, not this year.

Oh, and one more:

• OMG did my arm hurt. I had to ice it for the next few days. The human body wasn’t meant to stroke 6-12 hours a day for 5 days in a row. WORTH IT.

Stats

Day by day:

• Fri: 18 attendees
• Sat: 15 attendees
• Sun: 5 attendees
• Mon: 8 attendees
• Tue: 3 attendees

As you can see, weekends get a much better turn-out.

A total of 49 attendees! (That’s including the 2 co-hosts and repeat attendees, so let’s say “about 40 people”.)

Thanks!

Thanks to my co-host for all he did: Driving me everywhere, greeting guests, helping with setup and cleanup, and sucking cock like a good submissive slut,.

Thanks to all the attendees. People make the party happen. Couldn’t have done it without you. I hope to see you at future events. I hope you all host your own events and invite me!

Next vacation

All-in-all this was a total success. Nearly 50 attendees, 5 days, and a whole lotta fun.

I definitely want to do this again. I’m considering LA again or perhaps Vegas.

Things I want to do differently next time:

• More up-scale room. It’s easier to find upscale smoking rooms in Vegas. If not, we’ll just go smoke-less (edibles, vapes).
• Separate TV area. It would be nice to have a big space with a separate non-porn area, and a designated viewing area.
• No cis-female guests without screening. Let me be clear: women are invited. However they must talk with the host ahead of time. This is for their safety (I want to know their limits and safety requirements). A few guys have created problems because they thought it would be a good idea to surprise their girlfriend by bringing them to a party… bad idea!
• Bring Febreze. A few sprays and the room smells much better.
• Fewer days. I’d rather have a few good says than many days that drains our energy by the end. I’m thinking Friday and Saturday. I’m not sure if I should overlap with the famous AVN afterparties or try to be one of them. (DM me your thoughts!)
• Ask for donations. Vegas hotels can be expensive. We’re gonna have to share the cost.

I also want to continue doing small parties. A nice 1-night party is easier to manage and still awesome.

Upcoming events:

• Edison, NJ: Oct 22 or 23, 2021, (near eXXXotica Expo , but not affiliated with it)
• Las Vegas: maybe in January?

Keep an eye on this website for details!