Party Recap: Goon Gathering: Jersey City, Jan 11, 2025

The party was a huge success! Nearly 30 people attended! Because of different arrival/departure times, there was never more than 19 people in the hotel room at any given time. That said, the party was PACKED. It was standing room only for the peak hours. I may have to look for a larger hotel! [Read more...]

Subs

Rules for bottoms/subs/sissies/pornosexuals Rule 1. Be a sub, not a doormat. Your job is NOT to say yes to everything. Your job is to communicate your needs, say “no” to things you don’t want, or hurt (in a non-fun way) or are outside of your boundaries or safety zone. You can also say “I don’t know” or “Tell me more” or “explain that to me.” (it turns me ON to hear those words!) When playing irl, use your safewords (see below). Rule 2. Don’t ghost. I expect replies within 48 hours of me sending you a message. [Read more...]

Meeting

rules for tops/dom/dommes this goes for tops, dom, dommes. rule 1. be a fucking top. you pick the time and place we’re going to meet. i might say no or negotiate a different time, but i’m the fucking sub so have some fucking balls (or ovaries) and make a fucking decision. there’s nothing more annoying than an “experienced top” that can’t make a fucking decision. rule 2. fantasy versus reality. i assume any desire you express is a fantasy and not what you are interested in doing in real life. if there is something you want to do in real life, tell me outside of online play. for example, if you say you want to force me to pleasure your buddies on a weekend sex vacation in vegas… that’s totally hot! however i’ll assume that’s a fantasy, not something you can actually organize until you tell me. if we have a side conversion where you tell me it is something you actually want to do, then i will make it a reality. that’s what i do. i make fantasies happen irl. rule 3. safe sex. i play safe and expect you to do so too. know your boundaries and communicate them to me. i will do the same. if you don’t know your boundaries i can help you figure them out. that’s called negotiation. i’m happy to explain various risks and safety practices. i love to answer questions! rule 4. safewords. unless we negotiate otherwise, my safewords are “red” (stop), “yellow” (slow down), and “green” (faster/harder). i find it super sexy if you have different words you’d like to use. ask me.

Meeting

I don’t have a lot of time to meet irl, so let’s make our first time awesome. To avoid problems, here are my expectations for interacting with me. Rules for meeting Due to the large number of no-shows and fakes, I’m establishing a few new rules. Hey, I get it. When we agreed to meet you were horny (probably jerking off) and your porn-brain thought meeting was a great idea. Then Post-Nut Clarity sets in and you realize you can’t meet. You panic and ghost me. So rude. I made time in my busy calendar and now I’ve got nothing to do. [Read more...]

Travel-log: Pittsburgh Master Bator Convention 2024

I attended the 2024 Master Bator Convention in Pittsburgh, PA (MBC2024) and it was awesome! People were friendly; it was well-organized; I had fun and I even learned a lot! I highly recommend attending next year’s (July 31-Aug 3). For more info visit https://masterbatorconvention.com Here’s my travel-log. [Read more...]

Invitation: NYC Summer Batecation 2024!

Be a part of this epic event! I’m gathering 4 gooners to go on a “batecation” this summer! Imagine 3 nights, 2 days, of ‘bating in a nice NYC hotel! Guests can stop by and join too! Interested? [Read more...]

The All-New RPM Discord Server!

Please join the all-new RPM Discord Server! To join please use this link: https://discord.gg/V5S9r4ahDh The old server will go away in the next few weeks. Sorry for the inconvenience!