Gooners must vote to protect porn!

Hands Off My Porn: https://handsoffmyporn.com Republicans Rubbing You The Wrong Way What Project 2025 Means for the Adult Industry Gooners! We must keep Trump out of the White House! Visualize your vote plan: How will you vote? (In-person? Drop-box? By mail?) What time will you go to the polls? How will you get there? (walk, drive?) Who you vote for is secret! You can vote for Harris and not tell your Trump-loving uncle! Project 2025 is the $22 million dollar roadmap for the next Trump Administration that uses the full weight of the US government to criminalize pornography. [Read more...]

Travel-log: Pittsburgh Master Bator Convention 2024

I attended the 2024 Master Bator Convention in Pittsburgh, PA (MBC2024) and it was awesome! People were friendly; it was well-organized; I had fun and I even learned a lot! I highly recommend attending next year’s (August… exact dates TBD). For more info visit https://masterbatorconvention.com Here’s my travel-log. [Read more...]

Invitation: NYC Summer Batecation 2024!

Be a part of this epic event! I’m gathering 4 gooners to go on a “batecation” this summer! Imagine 3 nights, 2 days, of ‘bating in a nice NYC hotel! Guests can stop by and join too! Interested? [Read more...]

The All-New RPM Discord Server!

Please join the all-new RPM Discord Server! To join please use this link: https://discord.gg/V5S9r4ahDh The old server will go away in the next few weeks. Sorry for the inconvenience!

Save These Dates: May 3+4, 2024 (Jersey City, NJ)

Mark your calemdar! The next 2 parties will be in Jersey City, NJ, Friday, May 3 and Saturday, May 4, 2024. Friday’s theme: “Big boobs porn! Natural, fake, bimbos, titfucks, bigger is better!” Saturday’s theme: to be decided (likely to be gooner hypno for the first half) RSVPs will open closer to the event.

Invitation: Goon Gathering: Edison, NJ, Nov 3, 2023

The next Real Porn Meets party will be Friday, Nov 3, 2023 with a bonus event the following morning. The hotel is in Edison, just 3 miles away from ExxxoticaExpo (no official affiliation). The hotel has plenty of parking and is a quick Lyft/Uber ride from a NJ Transit stop. [Read more...]

Attendee Report by J: June 2023 party

An attendee wrote an attendee review of his first party. With his permission I’m posting his writeup on the blog. Thanks for the writeup and the kind words! I invite all attendees to send in writeups too! [Read more...]