The next Real Porn Meets bate party will be on Sat, Sept 6, 2025 in lovely Jersey City, NJ! [Read more...]

The party was a big success! 38 attendees over 15 hours! A male-female couple showed up ready to play, and they sure did! [Read more...]

For some reason people often ask me relationship advice questions like “How can I get my girlfriend to watch porn with me?” [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets parties will be all-day Fri, July 11, 2025 in lovely Jersey City, NJ! Three parties in one! Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers are welcome and encouraged! Easy access from NYC by PATH! [Read more...]

The party was a big success! 14 people attended. 4 attendees stay around for the entire weekend to bate and do toursty things. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but here’s what happened (minus names). [Read more...]

Come stroke to the finest porn, Saturday, April 5th, 2025 in Las Vegas. Just 3 blocks from the strip! Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged! Free parking. [Read more...]

The party was a huge success! Nearly 30 people attended! Because of different arrival/departure times, there was never more than 19 people in the hotel room at any given time. That said, the party was PACKED. It was standing room only for the peak hours. I may have to look for a larger hotel! [Read more...]

Rules for bottoms/subs/sissies/pornosexuals Rule 1. Be a sub, not a doormat. Your job is NOT to say yes to everything. Your job is to communicate your needs, say “no” to things you don’t want, or hurt (in a non-fun way) or are outside of your boundaries or safety zone. You can also say “I don’t know” or “Tell me more” or “explain that to me.” (it turns me ON to hear those words!) When playing irl, use your safewords (see below). Rule 2. Don’t ghost. I expect replies within 48 hours of me sending you a message. The response can be “I need more time” or “busy”. I’ll understand. Of course, if you tell me in advance that you’ll be away or without internet access, that’s fine too. NOTE: “I couldn’t get away to reply” is unexceptable. I can not believe that you couldn’t find 2 minutes alone to start up the Discord/Fetlife/Signal app, type “busy” and press RETURN. I get it… you’re not out to your family/partner/god/FSM/pets/whatever and I respect your need for privacy but be real. [Read more...]

rules for tops/dom/dommes this goes for tops, dom, dommes. rule 1. be a fucking top. you pick the time and place we’re going to meet. i might say no or negotiate a different time, but i’m the fucking sub so have some fucking balls (or ovaries) and make a fucking decision. there’s nothing more annoying than an “experienced top” that can’t make a fucking decision. rule 2. fantasy versus reality. i assume any desire you express is a fantasy and not what you are interested in doing in real life. if there is something you want to do in real life, tell me outside of online play. for example, if you say you want to force me to pleasure your buddies on a weekend sex vacation in vegas… that’s totally hot! however i’ll assume that’s a fantasy, not something you can actually organize until you tell me. if we have a side conversion where you tell me it is something you actually want to do, then i will make it a reality. that’s what i do. i make fantasies happen irl. rule 3. safe sex. i play safe and expect you to do so too. know your boundaries and communicate them to me. i will do the same. if you don’t know your boundaries i can help you figure them out. that’s called negotiation. i’m happy to explain various risks and safety practices. i love to answer questions! rule 4. safewords. unless we negotiate otherwise, my safewords are “red” (stop), “yellow” (slow down), and “green” (faster/harder). i find it super sexy if you have different words you’d like to use. ask me.

I don’t have a lot of time to meet irl, so let’s make our first time awesome. To avoid problems, here are my expectations for interacting with me. Rules for meeting Due to the large number of no-shows and fakes, I’m establishing a few new rules. Hey, I get it. When we agreed to meet you were horny (probably jerking off) and your porn-brain thought meeting was a great idea. Then Post-Nut Clarity sets in and you realize you can’t meet. You panic and ghost me. So rude. I made time in my busy calendar and now I’ve got nothing to do. [Read more...]

The party was a success! About 15 people attended (both days total). Not a very big turn-out but everyone had a great time! 4.5 out of 5 stars! [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets parties will be Sat, Jan 11, 2025 in lovely Jersey City, NJ! Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged! Easy access from NYC by PATH! [Read more...]

Hello gooner friends! Are you going to ExxxoticaExpo 2024 in Edison, New Jersey? [Read more...]

I attended the 2024 Master Bator Convention in Pittsburgh, PA (MBC2024) and it was awesome! People were friendly; it was well-organized; I had fun and I even learned a lot! I highly recommend attending next year’s (July 31-Aug 3). For more info visit https://masterbatorconvention.com Here’s my travel-log. [Read more...]

The July party was a success! About 30 people attended. [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets parties will be Fri, July 12 and Sat, July 13, 2024 at a very nice hotel near Penn Station NYC. Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged! [Read more...]

Review of the 2035 Gooning World Convention [Read more...]

Be a part of this epic event! I’m gathering 4 gooners to go on a “batecation” this summer! Imagine 3 nights, 2 days, of ‘bating in a nice NYC hotel! Guests can stop by and join too! Interested? [Read more...]

Please join the all-new RPM Discord Server! To join please use this link: https://discord.gg/V5S9r4ahDh The old server will go away in the next few weeks. Sorry for the inconvenience!

The May parties were a big success! About 15 people attended Friday (May 3) and about 20 people attended the Saturday (May 4) party. Everyone had a great time! [Read more...]