Hands Off My Porn: https://handsoffmyporn.com Republicans Rubbing You The Wrong Way What Project 2025 Means for the Adult Industry Gooners! We must keep Trump out of the White House! Visualize your vote plan: How will you vote? (In-person? Drop-box? By mail?) What time will you go to the polls? How will you get there? (walk, drive?) Who you vote for is secret! You can vote for Harris and not tell your Trump-loving uncle! Project 2025 is the $22 million dollar roadmap for the next Trump Administration that uses the full weight of the US government to criminalize pornography. [Read more...]

Hello gooner friends! Are you going to ExxxoticaExpo 2024 in Edison, New Jersey? [Read more...]

I attended the 2024 Master Bator Convention in Pittsburgh, PA (MBC2024) and it was awesome! People were friendly; it was well-organized; I had fun and I even learned a lot! I highly recommend attending next year’s (August… exact dates TBD). For more info visit https://masterbatorconvention.com Here’s my travel-log. [Read more...]

The July party was a success! About 30 people attended. [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets parties will be Fri, July 12 and Sat, July 13, 2024 at a very nice hotel near Penn Station NYC. Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged! [Read more...]

Review of the 2035 Gooning World Convention [Read more...]

Be a part of this epic event! I’m gathering 4 gooners to go on a “batecation” this summer! Imagine 3 nights, 2 days, of ‘bating in a nice NYC hotel! Guests can stop by and join too! Interested? [Read more...]

Please join the all-new RPM Discord Server! To join please use this link: https://discord.gg/V5S9r4ahDh The old server will go away in the next few weeks. Sorry for the inconvenience!

The May parties were a big success! About 15 people attended Friday (May 3) and about 20 people attended the Saturday (May 4) party. Everyone had a great time! [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets parties will be Fri, May 3 and Sat, May 4, 2024 in lovely Jersey City, NJ! (Easy access from NYC by PATH!) Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged! [Read more...]

Mark your calemdar! The next 2 parties will be in Jersey City, NJ, Friday, May 3 and Saturday, May 4, 2024. Friday’s theme: “Big boobs porn! Natural, fake, bimbos, titfucks, bigger is better!” Saturday’s theme: to be decided (likely to be gooner hypno for the first half) RSVPs will open closer to the event.

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Recap of the Jan 12+13, 2024 parties in Jersey City, NJ. [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets parties will be Fri, Jan 12 and Sat, Jan 13, 2024 (2 parties!) in lovely Jersey City, NJ! (Easy access from NYC by PATH!) Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged! [Read more...]

The next party will be in Jersey City, NJ, either Friday, January 12 or Saturday, January 13, 2024. Maybe both. Details in a few weeks.

The next Real Porn Meets party will be Friday, Nov 3, 2023 with a bonus event the following morning. The hotel is in Edison, just 3 miles away from ExxxoticaExpo (no official affiliation). The hotel has plenty of parking and is a quick Lyft/Uber ride from a NJ Transit stop. [Read more...]

Recap of the Aug 10, 2023 party in Jersey City, NJ. [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets party will be Saturday, Aug 19, 2023, 4pm-midnight in lovely Jersey City, NJ! (Easy access from NYC by PATH!) Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers encouraged! This party will include a special event: A birthday bukakke for Natalie! [Read more...]

Save this date! The next party will be Saturday, Aug 19, 2023 in Jersey City, NJ. [Read more...]

An attendee wrote an attendee review of his first party. With his permission I’m posting his writeup on the blog. Thanks for the writeup and the kind words! I invite all attendees to send in writeups too! [Read more...]